Southern Illinois Extension Retiree Fish Fry

Southern Illinois Extension Retirees are meeting for a fish fry at noon on Thursday, Sept. 15th at Rend Lake. The group will gather at the North Marcum Branch Shelter No. 7. It is south and a little bit west of the Golf Course complex.

Fish and chips will be provided. Everyone is to bring a side dish, beverage, and a little money to cover the cost of the fish and shelter rental. Please send an e-mail to paints75@gmail.com to indicate your plans to attend by Sept. 7th.

Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by Mary Martin. Here is the next memory test question.

6. Name the Beatles...

    A. John, Steve, George, Ringo
    B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe
    C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo
    D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo
    E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo
    F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel
    G. John, Paul, George, Ringo

How to Avoid an Inheritance Battle

Here is a link to an article recommended by NARFE.

We've all read about huge family fortunes squandered in legal battles between siblings after the patriarch or matriarch dies. While most of us wouldn't make national headlines regarding our estate-planning matters, the pain and destruction of inheritance feuds can be minimized, if not totally avoided. Interestingly, most of these fights aren't about money. More


The answer to the last trivia question is On Blueberry Hill.  Now try this one: It's a little harder.

5. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by...
    A.. Clark Gable
    B. Mary Martin
    C. Doris Day
    D. Errol Flynn
    E. Sally Fields
    F. Jim Carey
    G. Jay Leno

A Little Dab'll Do Ya.....

This was, of course, part of the Brylcream ad.

Here is the next memory test question:

4. I found my thrill...

    A. In Blueberry muffins
    B. With my man, Bill
    C. Down at the mill
    D. Over the windowsill
    E. With thyme and dill
    F. Too late to enjoy
    G. On Blueberry Hill

Great weather today in our part of the country! Our thoughts go out to all those who are having difficulties on the East Coast.

More Memory Test Questions

Joe Namath was, of course, the quarterback who appeared on television wearing women's stockings.

IEAFCS Board Meeting set for this week has to be re-scheduled. The JCEP meeting will be October 21st in the Macon County Extension Office in Decatur. More details later.

Here is the next memory test question:

3. Brylcream.
    A. Smear it on
    B. You'll smell great
    C. Tame that cowlick
    D. Grease ball heaven
    E. It's a dream
    F. We're your team
    G. A little dab'll do ya

President 2012

Martha Speir forwarded this--hope you enjoy it! We will get back to the memory test next time.

PRESIDENT IN 2012
Here we are, already discussing the future President of the United States , beginning with the Year 2012.

For those of you who would like THE VERY BEST choice for President, we have a solution: It is probably time we have a woman as President. One choice is a very special lady who has just about every answer to assist in helping us to solve our problems.

PLEASE give this a thought when you have a moment:  MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!

Very eloquently put.............don't you think?

Maxine on "Driver Safety" "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.".......

Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."

Maxine on "The Perfect Man" "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed.."

Maxine on "Technology Revolution" "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

Maxine on "Aging" "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."

"I'm telling you .... she's the perfect candidate." Here are some additional quotes.

"The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals ."

"The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket."

"To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely."

"Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels?" (Now that's scary!)

"Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia."

"After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may be dead."

"Under no circumstances should you take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night." 

Grandparents Bailing Out Their Grandchildren

Two in three grandparents gave money to their grandchildren in the past five years. Most gave less than $5,000. But the median amount given was $3,000; the average, $8,661. So we’re talking about more than a juiced birthday card. Much of the giving was for education (26%) and major life events (21%).

Read more: http://moneyland.time.com/2011/08/09/too-old-to-fail-grandma-rescues-the-grandchildren/#ixzz1VLhSTtpJ

This is an enlightening article. More signs that times are tough.

Answer to question # 11: Bob Dylan once advised us, "Don't trust anyone over 30."

Here is the next memory quiz question.

12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's stockings...

    A. Troy Aikman
    B. Kenny Stabler
    C. Joe Namath
    D. Roger Stauback
    E. Joe Montana
    F. Steve Young
    G. John Elway

Central Illinois Retiree Celebration

The Extension Retirement get-together for central Illinois is set for Springfield on August 25th. It is at 11:00 a.m. at the Golden Corral--1028 Le June St. That is on 6th Street and Business 55. Phone number is 217-585-6830. Contact Larry Casey for information at casey.larry.jane@gmail.com.

Answer to the last memory quiz question was Oh My! This is one I certainly do not remember.

Here is the next question:

1. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone..

    A. Over 40
    B. Wearing a uniform
    C. Carrying a briefcase
    D. Over 30
    E. You don't know
    F. Who says, 'Trust me'
    G. Who eats tofu