Thought you might enjoy a few funnies to go along with all the hearts, flowers, and sentimental thoughts.
1. A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
3. A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight," he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".
Seriously, we hope your day is everything you want it to be. You are special!
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